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I Have Too Much Money
The premium proof of financial overflow
Pay $1,000,000 and receive absolutely nothing*
*Absolutely nothing includes one official certificate, one trophy, and lifetime bragging rights.
Total due today
$1,000,000
Gold-tone trophy
Framed certificate
Lifetime bragging rights
Official Certificate
Too Much Money
Presented to
A Person Of Impeccable Liquidity
This certifies that the bearer has exceeded practical levels of wealth and may now claim ownership of absolutely nothing.
Certificate No. TOO-MUCH-001
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Issued upon payment